bartenderwithatale:

  Racers of Berk’s outlet was full again.

  A new game, that was sort of a mix between Tapper’s and those cooking games you’d find on the internet for free, now took the place that Racers of Berk had, almost in insult to the racers that had lived there.

  It was called Bar Rush. Uncreative, but suitable.

  Tapper’s itself had been migrated to the museum section, making it inconvenient to reach- making Bar Rush the new go-to place for people looking for somewhere to hang out. The menu had far more variety, that’s for sure, and a few patrons dared say the milkshakes were better.

  There were three bartenders, three playable characters with their own quirks. And one of these bartenders was Penny McKay.

  Welcome to Dragonsbreath Bar & Grill.

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  In the middle of the crowd, a small band of viking kids led by a scrawny teen with one leg were looking for their friend.

  “Excuse me, have you seen Penny? No? Alright, sorry.”

  “Has anyone seen him?”

  “Not a trace! Where’s he gone?”

  There won’t be a trace of him for a long time.

  A young sprite scurries among hundreds of others, all desperate and horrified that this could happen to them. He drags another, taller sprite behind him, followed by several dragons.

  They have somewhere to go.

iainglen:

get a load of that dog. (get a load) get a load of that dog (of that dog) look at that dOG (LOOK AT IT) GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG!! (GET A LOAD OF IT!!) LOOK AT THAT DOG!! (LOOK AT IT!) WOO!! (WOOHOO!!) WOO!! (YEAH!!) WOOO!! (WOOHOOHOO!!)

lets-play-a-game-tumut:

I am 100% behind narcoleptic Sans 👌👌👌

brookesally:

Reblog and put in the tags:

- what you call the things in the first two pictures
- how you pronounce the thing in the third picture (caramel)

nicstoirm:

sexhaver:

what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and shit like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it’s some pretty heavy stuff”

I laugh so hard everytime this comes up because magic is real and it’s exactly like this

Gravity Falls Theme (Bill Edition)

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walla-what2020:

chongoblog:

Just thought I’d make a version of the theme song for Bill. I think it fits him well

THIS IS A YES